scott_phelps@england.gdt1.com wrote:
>Membership requirements:
     
>Driver or car must meet one or more of the following criteria:
     
>1.  You drive in a car anyone else would be embarrassed to ride in     
>with you.
 
Ever seen my Alfa Romeo?
>2.  You drive a car classed in such a way, that you have ever so slim  
>chances of winning.  (you know who you are folks...)
Ever driven an Alfa Romeo?
>3.  You're been the worst driver of the day, more than once.
Did I say I drive and Alfa Romeo?
>4.  You've completed an entire event, without getting a time.
 
I did drive 8 hours to stand in line at registration at Meridian!
>5.  Your "race" tires are so hard, they feel like hockey pucks.
     
Ya mean there supposed to be soft?
Karl A. Rickert
C Stock Alfa Spider #38
Dixie Region SCCA
TLS #25
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