Was Re: Oil, Now Testimonial

["Paul Foster" <pfoster@gdi.net>]

<<<(If you use Slick 50 and swear by it, don't be angry, it's nothing
personal.  Hard evidence please, and no tesitimonials.  ;-)  )>>>

I've been using it on my hair for 6 months now. Not only am I a lot
more attactive to the opposite sex, I get at least 10 more hp at the
track from less wind resistance. Next I'm going to install a Splitfire
and a coil coupled to a methane detector to auto-ignite my farts.

Paul Foster