Sort of like the old joke about a perfect woman: A deaf, dumb, nymphomaniac
blond who
owns a liquor store.
Fitz
Jon Baker wrote:
> I was talking to a roofer the other day who wanted to place an ad for a
> female companion who wants to live deep in the hills, can plant garden,
> cook, screw, do minor repairs with direction, deaf, dumb, and owns
> controlling interest in a liquor store - during off season when he can't
> roof. He's thinking of giving up "trapping" in the off season. It is a
> strange life we live.
> ----------
> >From: Paul Fitzsimmons <fitzsmns@mwci.net>
> >To: Alexander Joseph H <AlexanderJosephH@Waterloo.deere.com>
> >Cc: "'Amici Triumphi'" <fot@autox.team.net>, "'Baker, Jon '59'"
> <jbaker@itis.com>, "'Burnham Robert '59'" <burnhr@rpi.edu>, "'De Armond
> Art'" <Riverside@Cedar-Rapids.net>, "'Donato Jim'" <donato1@netusa1.net>,
> "'Kelly Francis '59'" <fskelly@accessone.com>, "'Kerry Anne'"
> <kerryann@spacestar.net>
> >Subject: Re: Want Ad
> >Date: Wed, Oct 21, 1998, 3:17 PM
> >
>
> >Might be a little on the impersonal side.
> >In Prairie du Chien last Sunday saw a beige/gold full sized van, older model,
> >with a 1995 ELVF sticker by the trailer hitch, Blackhawk Co. plates.
>Anybody we
> >know?
> >Fitz
> >
> >Alexander Joseph H wrote:
> >
> >> If it wasn't so funny, I wouldn't do this. Why does it make me feel a
>little
> >> like a PIMP?
> >>
> >> Fitz...does this qualify as an ad for your VSCDA newsletter...or does this
> >> fall under the category of PERSONALS?
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: DanTR4@aol.com [mailto:DanTR4@aol.com]
> >> Sent: Wednesday, October 21, 1998 3:04 PM
> >> To: AlexanderJosephH@Waterloo.deere.com
> >> Subject: Want Ad
> >>
> >> Joe Put this on the wire for me. "Vintage TR4 Racer in need of a female
> >> companion for the 1999 season. Anywhere between the ages of 21 & 46. Must
>be
> >> fit to help with pit crew chores and setting up canopy. Definately must be
> >> cheery and upbeat at all race events. Complimentary to driver a plus as
>well
> >> as beautiful enough to make the Porsche drivers drool. Must be able to keep
> >> a
> >> straight face while listening to bullshit and spy on other teams. No
> >> experiance necessary. Will train. Driver will cover all meal and hotel
> >> exspenses plus offer bonus incentives. Daniel Buxner, LaMotte IA.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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