Re: Check Ups for OLD GUYS

[BillDentin@aol.com]

Amici:

The way I heard it, the old lady takes her rickety old man into the Doctor 
for a check up.  The Doctor helps him over to the examining table, and then 
looks at the wife and says, "I'm going to need a Urine Sample, A Sperm 
Sample, and a Stool Sample.  

The old man looks at his wife and says, "HUH?  Huh?  What'd he say?"

The wife pats him on the head and says, "Don't worry dear, he just want's to 
see your shorts."

Bill Dentinger