Re: 'fess up

["David & Krystal Wingett" <elkhorn@megsinet.net>]

                    I would laugh harder if it wasn't TRUE.
                                David W.


>
> << Did one of you guys write this?
>
>  mjb.
>  ----
>
>  Here's my routine when getting into the car on the grid:
>
>   1. Get in the car.
>   2. Strap myself in (5 point harness).
>   3. Realize the keys to the car are in my front pocket.
>   4. Unstrap.
>   5. Get out of the car and get the keys out of my pocket.
>   6. Get in the car.
>   7. Strap myself in.
>   8. Put the keys in the ignition.
>   9. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
>  10. Unstrap.
>  11. Put the helmet on the passenger seat.
>  12. Strap myself in.
>  13. Notice the driver's door is still open.
>  14. Wonder why the guy next to me on grid thinks this is so funny.
>  15. Unstrap.
>  16. Close the driver's door on the lap belt.
>  17. Try to strap back in.
>  18. Open the door to free up the lap belt.
>  19. Strap myself in.
>  20. Notice the driver's door is still open.
>  21. Start getting irritated at guy next to me on grid who is cackling
>      like a chicken.
>  22. Put helmet on head, scraping glasses down nose and onto the floor.
>  23. Take helmet off.
>  24. Unstrap.
>  25. Pickup glasses.
>  26. Strap myself in.
>  27. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
>  28. Decide the guy next to me on grid is having a coronary by the way
>      he's twitching and jerking.
>  29. Unstrap.
>  30. Put the helmet on my head.
>  31. Try to strap myself in but I can't see the latch because of the
>      helmet.
>  32. Take helmet off, carefully putting it on the passenger seat.
>  33. Strap myself in.
>  34. Starting to hope the coronary the guy is going through finishes soon.
>  35. Put helmet on.
>  36. Notice glasses on passenger side of dash.
>  37. Unstrap.
>  38. Put glasses on.
>  39. Strap myself in.
>  40. The guy next to me must be dead 'cuz I can't see him sitting up in
the
>      car anymore.