Closing the doors involves a jack under the sill
You don't know your boot from your bonnet
You don't dare put new tires on because the car would certainly never run
again
Triple A has a special rate for you
The mixture in your radiator is identical to the mixture in your sump
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-fot@autox.team.net [mailto:owner-fot@autox.team.net] On Behalf
Of greenman62@hotmail.com
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 10:00 AM
To: spitfiresuz@141.com; fot@autox.team.net
Subject: MORE REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR LITTLE BRITISH CAR
Describing you LBC in the want ad as "Having some rust" and knowing the new
owner will need a broom and dust pan to pick it up.
A Texas oil wildcatter asks you for the drilling rights under your garage.
Greg
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois
That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
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