Oops, think I forgot to delete the trailers!
Bill
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Subject: Re: NATIONAL ICE CREAM SOCIAL DAY
Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:48:40 -0700
From: bn1@pacbell.net
To: Carlos Cruz <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com>
CC: Healey List <healeys@autox.team.net>
References: <20050816145140.34887.qmail@web50009.mail.yahoo.com>
Carlos, that was BRILLIANT!
Thank you very much,
Bill Barnett
'53 BN1
Carlos Cruz wrote:
>NBC News
>Date Line: August 16, 2005
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>Peter Pullyurchain
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>National Frozen Dairy Correspondent
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>Dairy farmers and ice cream vendors throughout North America have grown quite
>concerned over rumors of a possible invasion from the British well at least
>British car owners. Rumors have been flying on the Internet about a British
>car club with a Jeckel and Hyde identity crisis. Part of the time they go by
>the name Austin Healey Club USA and other times Austin Healey Club of America.
> In both cases they have chosen to alienate fellow car owners in Canada and
>Mexico. Al Gore, inventor of the Internet and former Vice President of the
>United States had no immediate comment.
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>Bob Utter, spokesman for the National Dairy Council held a press conference
>yesterday and expressed concern over the proximity of the hot little cars and
>ice cream. This could be a disaster. Most sewer systems in the US are not
>equipped to handle a flood of melted ice cream. All of those mobile ovens
>should be shipped back to the UK.
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>Similar sentiments are streaming in from dairy farmers. Cecil Nekk, known as
>Red to his fellow Dairy Farmers had this to say, Who dem Brits tink de r?
>Bringin all dem tiny foraine microwave ovens nere me bovines. Dis iz Merica.
>We drive Merican steel ova here.
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>The Ice Cream Vendors Association spokeswoman, Margarita (Margaret) Vaca Del
>Rancho attempted to diffuse the situation. Weve tried to help our
>membership understand that there really is no reason for concern. We have it
>on good authority that 98.1% of this group use trailers to move their cars.
>We suspect the other 2% do not know about the event. The primary concern for
>our vendors will be adequate trailer parking.
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>Several attempts were made to reach Reid Trummel of the Austin Healey Club USA
>organization for comment. Evidently he is keeping a low profile following his
>affiliation transplant surgery. Don Lenschow, President of the organization
>only had this to say, This event is utterly ridiculous.
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