> -------Original Message-------
> From: Allen & Susie <allensue1@cox.net>
> Subject: A CEO's Memo To His Employees
> Sent: Mar 05 '09 23:10
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> LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....
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> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
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> BARRACK OBAMA IS OUR PRESIDENT, AND THAT OUR TAXES, AND GOVERNMENT FEES
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> WILL INCREASE IN A BIG WAY. TO COMPENSATE FOR THESE INCREASES, OUR PRICES
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> WILL HAVE TO BE INCREASED BY ABOUT 10%.
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> SINCE WE CANNOT INCREASE OUR PRICES RIGHT NOW DUE TO THE DISMAL STATE OF
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> THE ECONOMY, WE WILL HAVE TO LAY OFF SIX OF OUR EMPLOYEES INSTEAD.
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> THIS HAS REALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME, SINCE I BELIEVE WE ARE FAMILY HERE AND
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> I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
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> So, this is what I did. I WALKED THROUGH OUR PARKING LOT AND FOUND SIX
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> OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS ON OUR EMPLOYEES\' CARS AND HAVE DECIDED THESE
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> FOLKS WILL BE THE ONES TO LET GO. I CAN\'T THINK OF A MORE FAIR WAY TO
> APPROACH
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> THIS PROBLEM. THEY VOTED FOR CHANGE; so I chose to give it to them.
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> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic
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