sorry couldn't stand it...
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From: Gregory W. Gillette <gillette@aiinc.com>
To: The Turk <kturk@ala.net>; Rob <rob@murple.com>; Ms. Beez
<samty@mlode.com>; Mick <sambuca1@worldnet.att.net>; Marumi <ej@aiinc.com>;
Mark <gillette@gateway.net>; Linda Crawford <Dgirelnd@aol.com>; Karen Cline
<squat@aiinc.com>; Izzy <izzygolf@gte.net>; Charlie <thepopes@aiinc.com>;
Carolyn <fraser@oasisol.com>; Boog <powellb@constellation.navy.mil>
Subject: Infidelity
Date: Thursday, June 17, 1999 12:46 PM
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple
scotch. As the bartender poured the drink he remarked, "That's quite a
heavy
drink. What's wrong?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies "I
got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple. "No
wonder
you need a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house." As the man
downed his second
drink, the bartender asks him "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife" the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye
and told her
that we were through and to pack her stuff and get the hell out." "That
makes sense."
said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?" The man replied, "I
walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'BAD DOG!'"
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