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Re: Sure is quiet out there in cyberland

To: ARDUNDOUG@aol.com
Subject: Re: Sure is quiet out there in cyberland
From: Joe Amo <jkamo@rapidnet.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 13:24:20 -0700
Maybe the RULE books came in and everyone is out in the garage checking their
door panels.   Here is something for you Doug/fellas, maybe Louise will pop up:

Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk
to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when
you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to
get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when
you've had a
disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you
love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....

Joe :) :)


ARDUNDOUG@aol.com wrote:

> Group,
>     This is the first time in memory that there haven't been any postings for
> nearly 12 hours.
>     Have I been banned? I even took a shower and changed underware (with my
> crew chief), still no postings.......................Ardun Doug in CA




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