> > WHO SAID REDNECKS ....WEREN'T INTELLIGENT
> >
> > Hello, is this the FBI?"
> > "Yes. What do you want?"
> > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor
> Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
> > marijuana inside his firewood."
> > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> > The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy
> Bob's house.
> > They search the shed where the firewood is
> kept. Using axes, they bust
> > open every piece of wood, but find no
> marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob
> > and left.
> >
> > The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
> >
> > "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
> >
> > "Yeah!"
> >
> > "Did they chop your firewood?"
> >
> > "Yep."
> >
> > "Merry Christmas Buddy"
> >
The rest of the story:
Billy Bob continued: "Hey, and don't forget to
call them next month and tell them I'm hidin
marijuana buried in my back yard. I need it
tilled for the new garden."
DJ
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