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Weather forecast for Afghanistan

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Subject: Weather forecast for Afghanistan
From: Brian Falkner <falken@ihug.co.nz>
Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2001 22:15:48 +1200
Subject: Weather forecast for Afghanistan


The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny
in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon.
The temperature  looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with
  warm winds upwards of around 700  miles per hour. It will
definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it  wouldn't  hurt to
shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're
planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow,
don't  forget to  drink plenty of fluids such as barium which
shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your
body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan
and enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's
still there!.

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