Start the morning with a good laugh.Keith , I think you will understand it.
Glen
----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Manghelli
To: Sam Buck ; Pam Manghelli ; Mike Brehm ; Keith Pedersen ; Glen A Barrett ;
Fred Holdorf ; 'Ed Safarik' ; Dan Warner ; Cris Shearer ; Cree: Roy Creel ;
Cheryl Olmstead
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 7:03 PM
Subject: Fw: Mouse Balls
Subject: MOUSE BALLS
> >
> >
> > INSTRUCTIONS ON REPLACING MOUSE BALLS
> >(I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
> > apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its
employees
> > in all seriousness...
> >
> >This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
> >engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
was
> >quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> >the last sentence)
> >
> >Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
> >
> >Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
> > erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate
> > nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
> > attempted by properly trained personnel.
> >
> >Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
> > underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
> > foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
> > manufacture of the mouse.
> >
> >Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
> > balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not
> > usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in
> > sudden discharge.
> >
> >Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
> > immediately.
> >
> >It is recommended each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
> > maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
> > balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and
> > replacing these necessary items.
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