Paul,
if that was her response---just proves the theory--her brain hasn't benefited
from
the self imposed evolution pressures of using alchol to weed out the slow brain
cells-- Those slow cells have been allowed to reproduce way to long & they were
responsible for the "outburst". wmts
---- Original Message ----
From: Paul Bland
Date: Thu 3/21/02 5:46
To: Glen Barrett
Cc: lsr
Subject: Re: Buffalo theory
When I tried to explain this theory to my wife (my virtually tea total wife)
she called me an idiot!
you see women just don't appreciate the finer points of beer drinking.
Paul.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>
Sent: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 11:24 PM
Subject: Fw: Buffalo theory
> > > Nobody explains the Buffalo Theory quite as well as Cliff Clavin, on
> > > Cheers.
> > >
> > > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory
> > > to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
> > >
> > > Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
> > > as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> > > slowest & weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural
> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed &
> > > health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the
> > > weakest members.
> > >
> > > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> > > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
> > > brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
> cells
> > > first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker
> > > brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> > > That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
> > >
> > > bottom's up!
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