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RE: Jack's brake

To: "Dick J" <lsr_man@yahoo.com>, <BWANA343@aol.com>,
Subject: RE: Jack's brake
From: "Russel Mack" <rtmack@concentric.net>
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 18:03:25 -0600
Jack, Dick J.:
problem is-- who's gonna inspect it?

Jack, I would really discourage such a braking mechanism.  I realize that
you probably don't have much use for it anymore (at your age), but I can
tell you that that salt burns like crazy-- even on just a skinned knee!
Instead of "the big O" you'll get "the big OW"!!!!
Russ, #1226B

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[mailto:owner-land-speed@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of Dick J
Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 2:57 PM
To: BWANA343@aol.com; land-speed@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Jack's brake


I duunno about that kinda brake.  You'd have te be real accurate with the
amount of Viagra you used.  One dose too much and it might work worse than a
broken drive shaft!  I'm not sure the rules committee would approve it.
Dick J in East Texas
 BWANA343@aol.com wrote:Re'The list is quiet except for viagra and penis
enlargement! Beings that I am on my belly in the new liner maybe they would
work as a real good breaking system! Jack

JACK !
you could call it a Jack Brake, we would call it a figment. I think you
might
need a bigger 'chute. ..By the way, has anybody seen that Viagra TV ad with
the guy everybody comments to, you look different, shave your mustache?, get
a hair-cut ?, etc. They never show a shot below the waist. Like he has his
hat hanging where it shouldn't or something ?........Bob in CT

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