I've been nicely informed me that I'm guilty of spreading untrue stories.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm
Stiil funny though.
Dana <with red face>
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From: owner-land-speed@autox.team.net
[mailto:owner-land-speed@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of Russel Mack
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2003 12:23 AM
To: Dana; Land Speed
Subject: RE: FBI'S BEST 12 DEATHS
Dana:
interesting story, but the 5000deg. sounds like an extreme exaggeration.
Russ, #1226B
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From: owner-land-speed@autox.team.net
[mailto:owner-land-speed@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of Dana
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2003 8:19 AM
To: Land Speed
Subject: FBI'S BEST 12 DEATHS
I thought #10 would be appropriate for this list ...
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000
Serious Crimes including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year
the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the
year.
10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in
the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for
years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would
fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his
property.
Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers
about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served
with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this he
invited Miss Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the
whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the
position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it,
hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly, and
forever burning her outline into the driveway.
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Definitely headed for impound
Dana
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