Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street, and they see a sign on
a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers
$2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob
of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and
make a fortune.
Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin'
'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and
not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl
so's they don't know.
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take
50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each,
and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Alabama, ain't you?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you know that?! "
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
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