No land speed racer in his right mine would do this!!!
Glen
Subject: Zero to 200
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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