OK. Here's a challange:
Send me your best Lucas jokes. I plan to collect them and publish here and
in our local clubs magazines.
Here's a few for starters:
Why do the English drink warm beer? (Because they own Lucas refrigerators.)
What were Joseph Lucas' dying words? (Don't drive at night.)
Have you heard about the Lucas lighting switch? Off-Flicker-Dim
True story: George Simpson, the new head of Lucas, was quoted as saying in
response to a question about reorganizing the company: "All the pieces are
there. We just need to learn how to push the right buttons."
I know there's more out there. Send your contributions to:
Lew Palmer
Minnesota MG T Register
lew@uci.com
or post them here.
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