ST Peter is asked at the Pearly gates the difference between Heaven and Hell -
He said - In Heaven
The British are the policemen
The French are the cooks
The Germans are the mechanics
The Italians are the lovers
And the Swiss run the trains
In Hell
The Germans are the policemen
The British are the cooks
The French are the mechanics
The Swiss are the lovers
And the Italians run the trains..............:-)
Note that in neither are the British the mechanics !!
Don Mathis,Ph.D.
Member of Technical Staff
LUCENT TECHNOLOGIES
Bell Labs Innovations
formerly
AT&T - Bell Laboratories
Norcross, Georgia
'61 MGA '37 Bentley
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