New definition for DPO

["A. B. Bonds" <ab@vuse.vanderbilt.edu>]

To add to the list of evils done by DPO's---

Someone who thinks that bolts of about the right diameter will work
just fine in the (metric-sized, BSF-headed) engines of TD's.

Forget that $3-a-pop hardware from Moss, I'm gonna hit the local
nuts & bolts place and then go git me some o' them metric wrenches and
become a DPO myself....
                        A. B. Bonds