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Automobile Acronyms (fwd)

To: MG list <mgs@autox.team.net>
Subject: Automobile Acronyms (fwd)
From: Kenji Seto <kseto@litwin.com>
Date: Fri, 2 Aug 1996 11:50:40 -0500 (CDT)
Anyone care to make an entry for MG, Triumph, etc.?


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>
>Automobile Acronyms
>
> AUDI
>      Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
>      Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
>
> BMW
>      Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
>      Big Money Works
>      Bought My Wife
>      Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
>      Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
>      Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
>      Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
>      Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
>      Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FIAT
>      Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
>      Fix It All the Time
>      Fix it again, Tony!
>
> FORD
>      backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
>      First On Recall Day
>      First On Rust and Deterioration
>      Fix Or Repair Daily
>      Found On Road, Dead
>      Fault Of R&D
>      Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>      Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
>      Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
>
> GM
>      General Maintenance
>
> GMC
>      Garage Man's Companion
>      Got A Mechanic Coming?
>      General Messy Crap
>
> HONDA
>      Had One Never Did Again
>
> HYUNDAI
>      Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
>
> MAZDA
>      Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
>      Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
>      day.
>      Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
>      Equipment
>
> SAAB
>      Send Another Automobile Back
>      Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
>
> TOYOTA
>      Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
>      Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
>      Virtually Worthless
>
>

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