APOLOGIES TO THE FEMALE LBC LOVERS.
WHY LBC'S ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
LBC'S CURVES NEVER SAG.
LBC'S NEED THEIR FLUIDS CHANGED ONLY EVERY 3,000 MILES.
LBC'S LAST LONGER.
LBC'S DON'T GET PREGNANT. (NOT SURE OF THIS, PARK A ROLLS AND A TC TOGETHER
AND HERE COMES A MGA TWINCAM!)
YOU CAN DRIVE A LBC ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.
LBC'S DON'T HAVE PARENTS.
LBC'S DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.
YOU CAN SHARE YOUR LBC WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
IF YOUR LBC MAKES TOO MUCH NOISE, YOU CAN BUY A MUFFLER.
YOU NEED TO GET A NEW TIRE OR HOSE FOR YOUR LBC ONLY WHEN THE OLD ONE IS
REALLY WORN OUT.
IF YOUR LBC SMOKES, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
LBC'S DON'T CARE HOW MANY OTHER LBC'S YOU'VE DRIVEN.
LBC'S DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER LBC'S, OR IF YOU BUY LBC MAGAZINES.
WHEN DRIVING, YOU AND YOUR LBC ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.
LBC'S DON'T CARE HOW MANY OTHER LBC'S YOU HAVE.
IF YOUR LBC GOES FLAT, YOU CAN FIX IT.
IF YOUR LBC IS TOO LOOSE, YOU CAN TIGHTEN IT.
IF YOUR LBC IS TOO SOFT, YOU CAN GET DIFFERENT SHOCKS.
IF YOUR LBC IS MISALIGNED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS POLITICS TO CORRECT IT.
YOU CAN HAVE A BLACK LBC AND SHOW IT TO YOUR PARENTS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PRIESTS OR BLOOD TYPES TO REGISTER YOUR LBC.
IF YOU SAY BAD THINGS TO YOUR LBC, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE BEFORE YOU
CAN DRIVE IT AGAIN.
YOU CAN DRIVE A LBC AS LONG AS YOU WANT, AND IT WON'T GET SORE.
YOUR PARENTS DON'T REMAIN IN TOUCH WITH YOUR LBC AFTER YOU DUMP IT.
LBC'S ALWAYS FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A DRIVE.
LBC'S DON'T INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE A BAD DRIVER.
A LBC NEVER WANTS A NIGHT OUT ALONE WITH THE OTHER LBC'S.
LBC'S DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE LATE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE DRIVING YOUR LBC.
IF YOUR LBC DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, YOU CAN ALWAYS PAINT IT OR GET BETTER PARTS.
YOU CAN'T GET DISEASES FROM LBC'S YOU DON'T KNOW VERY WELL.
LBC'S LOOK BETTER WITH AGE.
(LIBERALLY ADAPTED FROM OLD BENTLEY NEWSLETTER. THERE IS A "WHY
ROLLS-ROYCES ARE BETTER THAN MEN " VERSION, THAT I'VE MISPLACED.
APOLOGIES AGAIN TO THE FEMALE LBC LOVERS.
george simmons
'49 tc, '51td/c
gsimmons@logantele.com
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