The following was stolen without remorse from the pages of "Ye Olde MG
Times", newsletter of the California MG T Register. Author unknown.
WILL YOU LOVE ME IN DECEMBER
Will you love me when my battery's down
And when my engine starts to skip?
When my differential's different
And my clutch begins to slip?
When my inner tubes need patching
And my fenders start to squeak?
When my carburetor's rusty
And my radiator leaks?
When my drive-shaft need new bearings
Will you make an awful fuss?
When I'm no longer a "self-starter"
Will you crank-and-crank-and cuss?
When my axle's bent and worthless-
I wonder what you'll say?
Will you love me in December, dear,
As once you did in May?
When my wiper fails to function,
When my tail-light's on the bum,
When my steering-rod grows shaky
And my motor fails to hum.
When I seem to go to pieces-
And just rattle everywhere,
And just can't go-it seems-no more;
Tell me darling, will you care?
Will you love me when the time comes
When my spark-plugs fail to spark?
When I'm sluggish on cold mornings
And its hard to make me start?
When I go wobbling down the road
While others pass us by,
Will you lean back - all disgusted
And heave a bitter sigh?
And when we write that final page
Which spells, "My pep is spent,"
And each decides I'm all played out --
My ignitions wires all bent;
When Autumn leaves are falling
And life's race is nearly run,
Will you still be true and love me
For the good things I done?
Wishing each and every one of you a joyful Holiday Season and a
stupendous New Year.
Dick8>)
Vintage Parts & Products
Camarillo, CA
Have MG will travel
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