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FW: Free Cookies! READ!/ This is a lesson for all

To: <bleckstein@monmouth.com>
Subject: FW: Free Cookies! READ!/ This is a lesson for all
From: drded@ix.netcom.com (David Deutsch)
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 17:57:10 -0600 (CST)
You wrote: 
>
>>     A funny story and a cookie recipe.  First person to bake 
cookies,
>>     please bring one (or send one) to me! And pass this e-mail 
along!
>> ----------------------
>> 
>>My daughter and I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in
>>Dallas and decided to have a small dessert.  Because both of us are
>>such cookie lovers, we  decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie".  
It was
>>so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and the
>>waitress said with a small frown,"I'm afraid not."   
>
>Well, I said, would you let me buy the recipe?  With a cute smile she 
said,
>"Yes".   I asked how
>>much, and she responded, "Only two fifty, it's a great deal!"  I said
>>with approval, "just add it to my tab".  Thirty days later, I 
received
>>my VISA statement from Neiman-Marcus and it was for $285.00.  I 
looked
>>again and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for the two salads and
>>about $20.00 for a new scarf.  As I glanced at the bottom of the
>>statement, it said: Cookie Recipe - $250.00.
>>    
>>That's outrageous!  I called Neiman'sAccounting Dept. and told them
>>the waitress said it was "two-fifty" which clearly does not mean "two
>>hundred and fifty dollars" by any   *POSSIBLE*   interpretation of 
the
>>phrase.   Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my
>>money because, according to them, "What the waitress told you is not 
our
>>problem."  You have already seen the recipe - we absolutely will not
>>refund your money at this point."  
>
>I explained to her the criminal statutes which govern fraud in Texas.  
I
>threatened to refer 
>them to the Better Business Bureau and the State's Attorney General 
for
>>engaging in fraud.   I was basically told, "Do what you want, we 
don't give a
>>crap, and we're not refunding your money."  I waited, thinking of how
>>I could get even, or even try to get any of my money back.   I just
>>said, "Okay, you folks got my $250.00, and now I'm going to have 
$250.00
>>worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it that every 
cookie
>>lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250.00 
cookie
>>recipe from Neiman-Marcus.......FOR FREE.    She replied, "I wish you
>>wouldn't do this." I said," Well, you should have thought of that
>>before you ripped me off!"  and I slammed down the phone on her. 
>
>So here it is!!  Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can
>possibly
>>think of.  I paid $250 for this....I don't want Neiman-Marcus to
>>*ever* get anoter penny off of this recipe....
>>    
>>        
>>(Recipe may be halved)
>>2 cups butter
>>4 cups flour
>>2 tsp. soda
>>2 cups sugar
>>5 cups blended oatmeal**
>>24 oz. chocolate chips
>>2 cups brown sugar
>>1 tsp. salt
>>1 8 oz. Hershey bar (grated)
>>4 eggs
>>2 tsp. baking powder
>>3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
>>2 tsp. vanilla
>>    
>>**Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.   Cream 
the
>>butter and both sugars.  Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with
>>flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda.  Add chocolate chips, 
Hershey
>>bar, and nuts.  Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a 
cookie
>>sheet.   Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.  Makes 112
>>cookies.
>>    
>>Have fun!! This is *not* a joke---this is a true story....Ride
>>free,citizen!!
>>
>>
>>
>>--------- End forwarded message ----------
>>
>


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