A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he
needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so
thought he'd become a mechanic.
He went to MG mechanics school, did quite well, and the final
test was
to strip an old XPAG engine completely and reassemble it in perfect
working order.
Our gynecologist friend completed the test and anxiously awaited the
result.
The day he received the results he got quite a surprise: He got
150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The former
gynecologist said..."I know I've had more education than the other guys
in
the class, but a 150%?????"
The instructor said "That's right. First I gave you 50% for
stripping down the engine; a very thorough job. Next, I gave you 50%
for
reassembling it - a fantastic job, really."
"But where did the other 50% come from, then?" asked the
gynecologist.
The instructor replied, "... Well, I gave you a 50% bonus for
doing it all through the muffler!"
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There are some areas of the TC in which I feel like that guy!
Bill Harkins
Fallbrook, CA
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