Neil_Oldfield@nag.national.com.au wrote:
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> Found this in a club mag tought you guys may find it interesting
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> Purchase Weekend Newspaper To Read For Sale Advertisements 1.20
> The Actual Purchase Of A Ton Of Rust On Four (?) Wheels 1,500.00
> Flowers For Wife To Break News 25.00
> Dinner A Restaurant After Argument With Wife 50.00
> Restoration Costs - Engine Recondition 2,000.00
> Parts And Endless Trips To Swap Meets 1,250.00
> New Lounge Suite To Balance The Ledger And Keep Wife Happy 1,800.00
> Restoration Costs - New Upholstery 1,900.00
> Flowers For Wife To Save Buying New Kitchen Suite 25.00
> Dinner A Restaurant After Argument With Wife 50.00
> Restoration Costs - Spray Painting 1,500.00
> New Outfit For Wife To Save Another Argument 225.00
> Dinner At Restaurant After Argument With Wife 50.00
> Registration And Other On Road Costs 500.00
> Dinner A Restaurant To Celebrate The Finished Project 50.00
> Visit To Hairdresser After Wife
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> ?s First Ride In Open Car 35.00
> BBQ To Invite Neighbours To See Finished Project 25.00
> Repairs To Paintwork After Neighbours Son Drew A Crayon Picture
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> Settled Out Of Court For Clobbering Neighbours Son 450.00
> New Slacks And Cardigan For Wife To Go Rallying In 290.00
> New Shoes To Go With Slacks And Cardigan 75.00
> New Handbag To Go With Shoes, Slacks And Cardigan 45.00
> Dinner A Restaurant With Wife After Asking Her To Economise 50.0=
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> New Clutch After Teaching Wife To Drive Car 250.00
> Dinner After Shouting At Wife To Release Clutch Slowly 50.0=
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> Repairs To Mudguard After Wife?s Second Driving Lesson 290.00=
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> Dinner After Shouting At Wife To Look Where She?s Going 50.0=
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> Speeding Fine After Wife Drag Raced Young Lad At The Lights 135.00=
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> Candle Light Dinner At Home. Can No Longer Afford Restaurant 35.0=
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> Advertisement In Weekend Paper Car For Sale 14.00
> TOTAL
> $12,795.20
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Very accurate, except you forgot the $1500.00 to fix the sills and
patch panels. ;-)
Carl W. French
Solid and shiny 67B
$0000.00 in savings now
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