But it was a rabbit ...
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From: JustBrits@aol.com <JustBrits@aol.com>
To: spridgets@autox.team.net <spridgets@autox.team.net>;
healeys@autox.team.net <healeys@autox.team.net>; mgs@autox.team.net
<mgs@autox.team.net>
Date: 04 April 1999 18:12
Subject: Happy Easter!!!
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> A man was blissfully driving his BJ-7 Healey along the highway, when he
saw
>the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to
avoid
>hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car
>and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy,
too.
>
> The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
to
>the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny
>carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The
>driver felt guilty and began to cry.
>
> A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of
the
>road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what
was
>wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
>killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
>
> The woman told the man not to worry. She know exactly what to do. She
went
>to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp
>dead bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little
furry
>animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked
up
>the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on
>down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around,
waved
>and hoped on down the road another 50 yards, turned waved, hopped another
50
>yards and waved again!
>
> The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is
> in your spray can?"
>
> The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
> It said: "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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