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another virus (j/k)

Subject: another virus (j/k)
From: James Nazarian Jr <James.Nazarian@Colorado.EDU>
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 10:59:22 -0600 (MDT)
> There is a new virus going around, called "work."  
> If you receive any
> sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet
> or
> simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN
> IT.
> This has been circulating around our building for
> months and those
> who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at
> "work" have
> found that their social life is deleted and their
> brain ceases to
> function properly.
> If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced
> with any "work" at
> all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your
> boss with the
> words "I've had enough of your crap...  I'm off to
> the pub." The
> "work" should automatically be forgotten by your
> brain. If you receive "work"
> in paper-document form, simply lift the document and
> drag the "work" to
> your garbage can.  Put on your hat and coat and skip
> to the nearest bar
> with two friends and order three pints of beer (or
> rum punch). After
> repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
> "work" will no longer be of
> any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the
> greatest cartoon ever.
> Send this message to everyone in your address book.
> If you
> do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm
> afraid the
> "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

James Nazarian
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