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To: "LIST MG autox" <mgs@autox.team.net>, "Erik Hiesig" <heavyarmor@aol.com>,
Subject: Fw: T-shirt sayings
From: "wizardz" <wizardz@toad.net>
Date: Tue, 5 Oct 1999 22:45:11 -0400
-----Original Message-----
From: Arthur H. Smith <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
To: triumphs <triumphs@autox.team.net>; SPITFIRES <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Date: Tuesday, October 05, 1999 6:07 PM
Subject: T-shirt sayings


>
>
> "Filthy, Stinking Rich-Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
>
> "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
>
> "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No
>  Message at This time"
>
> "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
>
> "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
>
>  "Procrastinate Now"
>
>  "Rehab Is for Quitters"
>
>  "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
>
>  "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts-Do You Want Fries With That?"
>
>  "Party-My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
>
>  "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
>
>  "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
>
>  "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
>
>  "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.  Park elsewhere!"
>
>  "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
>
>  "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
>
>  "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
>
>  "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
>
>  "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS-But it uses up a thousand times the
>memory."
>
>  "Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana."
>
>  "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
>pig."
>
>  "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER.  LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
>
>  "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
>
>  "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
>
>  "Two rights do not make a wrong.  They make an airplane."
>
>  "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
>
>  "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
>
>  "Quoting one is plagiarism.  Quoting many is research."
>
>the arthur
>


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