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Subject: Automobile related but Not LBC
From: Larry Macy <>
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1999 10:13:18 -0500
My apologies to blondes everywhere

A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.  So she eases it 
over onto the shoulder of the road.  She carefully steps out of the car 
and opens the trunk.

Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle 
where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats 
and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway 

It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly 
enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "WHAT  
is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

 And she said...

(This is good...)


(Remember, she's a blonde...)

"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up.

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104

 Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a 
question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. 

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