Don't flame me...........I just HAD to post this !!!!!
Jim L
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> An MG pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at the traffic lights.
> "Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the man in the Rolls.
>
> "Of course I do," was the haughty reply.
>
> "Do you have a fax machine?"
>
> The Rolls driver sighed. "I have that too."
>
> "Do you have a double bed in the back?" the MG driver wanted
> to know. Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off.
>
> That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his car.
>
> A week later, the Rolls driver passed the same MG, parked on the
> side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring
> out. The arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the Rolls and
> banged on the Mg's rear window. "I want you to know that I've had
> a double bed installed," bragged the Rolls driver.
>
> The MG driver rolled his window down and frowned at the Rolls
> driver. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
>
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