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New Mini warning

To: mgs@autox.team.net
Subject: New Mini warning
From: Ajhsys@aol.com
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 16:54:57 EDT
This warning is found in the "Service" section of the owners manual.  
BMW did their best to translate their intentions.

"ACHTUNG! 
Alles Touristen Und Non-technishen Lookens Peepers! 
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfingenpoken und mittengrabben.  
Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfuse, und 
poppencorken mit spitzensparken.  Der machine is diggen by 
experten only.  Is nicht fur gerverken by das dummkopfen.  Das 
rubberneken sightseenen keepen das cottonpicken hands in das 
pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."

(Sorry!  I couldn't resist.) 

Allen Hefner
SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
'77 Midget
'75 Midget "The Project"
'92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport

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