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An MG joke?

Subject: An MG joke?
From: dave houser <>
Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 18:30:48 -0400
A Career Change:

 A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers because the HMO's 
 were driving him nuts. He knew the guy who took care of his car made almost 
as much money as he did, and had a lot fewer headaches, so he  decided to 
become a mechanic.

He found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for
 evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared 
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When  the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark 
of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear
 ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had 
been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
 which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together 
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% 
because you did all of it through the muffler."

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