Re: [MGS] Need To Sale My TD

[TR6UO@aol.com]

Michael,
With reference to using Craigslist, I submit the  following. It's based on my
own recent experience and, of course, is no  reflection on you or any other
legitimate poster. Apparently, the idea is to  never let the truth stand in
the
way of a good story. Best of luck with the  sale of your TD.

TOP TEN REASONS TO SELL YOUR CAR ON CRAIGSLIST
#10.  You  donbt have to know how to spell or even construct a proper
sentence.
#9.   Suddenly that old beater is a  bClassicb
#8.  Well, it would have bBelonged to  Grandmab; she just didn't want to
buy
it.
#7. You can  freely use the term bVery Cleanb  Itbs not just for crack
whores anymore.
#6.  Pictures? You donbt need no stinkinb  pictures!!
#5.  Itbs worth what you say itbs  worth!!  Kelly Bluebook is not the
boss
of you!!
Anyone offering a fair and reasonable price can be  declared a
bLowballerb,
the  scourge  of the internet.
#4.  Oh, well, most people donbt really know  what bSalvage Titleb
means,
anyway.
#3.  You never have to mention that  unfortunate episode at the dirt track.
#2.  Well, it would be blow mileageb . . . if  it was a Kenworth.
And the # one reason to sell your car on Craigslist:
There are millions of stupid people in the world . . .you only have to  find
one.
sh