Well done, you're the winner.
How about this one? If a Macedonian airliner carrying Kosovar refugees
crashes on the Yugoslav/ Albanian border, where do you bury the survivors?
Petr Westlaube.
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From: William M. Gilroy <wmgilroy@lucent.com>
To: Angela Hervey-Tennyson & Peter Westcott <toobmany@bigpond.com>
Cc: Spridgets (E-mail) <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Riddle me this..... (little LBC)
Date: Sunday, 11 April 1999 0:06
Angela Hervey-Tennyson & Peter Westcott wrote:
>
> It's a white polar bear of course. But riddle me this, how many penguins
> must the polar bear eat to meet its basic energy requirements?
>
> Peter Westcott
>
Zero. Wrong pole, unless the bear is one really spectacular
swimmer.
Now seals that's another story. For a polar bear meet its basic energy
requirements it must eat .32 seals a day, given that an average size bear,
and an average seal, and an average daily temperature of -10 Celsius
(this list is world wide). Of course 99% of all statistics are made
up.
Bill "I can reason anything out" Gilroy
a.k.a.
Bill "Don't confuse me with the facts" Gilroy
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