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FWD to Montana Bob!

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Subject: FWD to Montana Bob!
From: Richard D Arnold <richard.arnold@juno.com>
Date: Thu, 6 May 1999 21:05:56 -0500
Reply-to: Richard D Arnold <richard.arnold@juno.com>
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More Car Acronyms.....  

AMC:  All Makes of Cars.
     Asinine Make of Car.
Audi:  Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
BMW:  Babbling Mechanical Wretch.
     Basic Marin (County, CA) Wheels.
     Beastly, Monstrous Wonder.
     Big Money, Why?
     Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
     Born Moderately Wealthy.
     Break My Window.
     Broken Money Waster.
     Brutal Money Waster.
     Bumbling Mechanical Wretch.
Buick:  Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
     Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
Chevrolet:  Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
     Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Chevy:  Charged HEaVilY.
     Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
     Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
Dodge:  Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
     Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
     Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
     Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Fiat:  Failure In Automotive Technology.
     Fix It Again, Tony.
     Futile (Feeble)( F***ing) Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Ford:  First On Race Day.
     Fix Or Repair Daily.
     Found On Road Dead.
     Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
     F***ed On Race Day.
     F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
GM:  General Mainteneance.
     Getta Mechanic.
GMC:  Garage Man's Companion.
     Generally Mediocre Cars.
     Get More Chicks.
     Got a Mechanic Coming.
     Got More Crap.
IROC:  I'm Really Out of Cash.
     I Race Other Cars.
     I Run Over Children.
     It's Really Only a Camaro.
Jeep:  Just Eats Every Part.
Mazda:  Most Always Zip Dangerously Along.
MG:  Money Guzzler.
     Might Go.
Mopar:  Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously.
     Mostly Old Paint And Rust.
     Most Often Passed At Races.
     My Old Pig Ain't Running.
Olds:  One Leak, Dead Starter.
Oldsmobile:  Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
Everything.
     Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday
     Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Pinto:  Put In Nickel To Operate.
Plymouth:  Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.
Pontiac:  Poor Old Numskull Thinks It's A Cadillac.
Porsche:  Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
Saab:  Send Another Auto Back.
     Stupid Arrogant A**hole Babies.
     Such An Arrogant Bastard.
     Swedish Auto Always Broken
Toyota:  Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VW:  Virtually Worthless

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