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Little pigs (NLBC - Off Topic Joke)

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Subject: Little pigs (NLBC - Off Topic Joke)
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 11:50:17 -0400
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     Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick 
     pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the 
     straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your 
     house down."
     
     And he did!
     
     The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said "Let 
     me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
     
     The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said, 
     "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!"
     
     And he did!
     
     So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick 
     pig's house and said "Let us in! "The wolf just blew down our houses 
     and we're scared!"
     
     So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said 
     "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
     
     While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the
     stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and 
     made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black 
     stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped 
     suits and fedoras.
     
     They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded 
     to beat the shit out of him. Then they got back into their limo and 
     drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on the street.
     
     The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick pig, 
     "Who the hell were those guys?"
     
     And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."


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