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Bob takes a bet

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Subject: Bob takes a bet
From: "Robert Duquette" <RobertDuquette@Sympatico.ca>
Date: Wed, 1 Sep 1999 17:59:02 -0400
Reply-to: "Robert Duquette" <RobertDuquette@Sympatico.ca>
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>> A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
>> drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll
>> give
>> $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
>> Guinness
>> back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
>> One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left
>> shows
>> back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?"
asks
>> the Irishman.
>> The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness.
>> Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking
>> them all back-to-back.
>> The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
>> The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
>> askin',
>> where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
>> The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to
see
>> if I could do it first."
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