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Re: More LBC cats

To: "Paul A Asgeirsson" <pasgeirsson@juno.com>, <Ajhsys@aol.com>
Subject: Re: More LBC cats
From: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
Date: Wed, 22 Sep 1999 17:37:23 -0500
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Reply-to: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
Sender: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
I'm Thinking Miss Kathy doesn't need to see me do this... but the next time
one of HER cats marks it's territory..... I may need to implement this
Cleaning technique....

Now what was the comments about Maturity... I think we have a Perfect
understanding of our little demented group... 

Keith .... a cat tolerater and sometimes lover.... but mostly likes to use
them as quality Wheel chocks and Oil clean up ... (oughta try it... just
add Simple green and away you go.... again HANG ON it's a hell of a
ride...)

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> From: Paul A Asgeirsson <pasgeirsson@juno.com>
> To: Ajhsys@aol.com
> Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: More LBC cats
> Date: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 4:55 PM
> 
> Allen, Just got this for kitty care.
> 
> Paul 
> PAsgeirsson@juno.com
> 
> Subject: TO BATHE A CAT:
> 
>   1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> 
>   2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
> both  lids lifted.
> 
>   3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
>  
>   4.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
>       lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
>       CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,   
>    as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. 
>   
>   5.  Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash 
>       and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>   
>   6.   Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
> are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>   
>   7.   Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both 
>        lids.
> 
>   8.   The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside 
>        where he will dry himself.
> 
>   JOB WELL DONE
>   
>   P.S. The toilet will be cleaner as well.
>     
> 
> On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 16:47:12 EDT Ajhsys@aol.com writes:
> >I just found this site.  Get a virtual kitty to take care of on your 
> >screen.
> >
> >http://www.virtualkitty.com
> >
> >(Note: Vitually kitties do not work well as wheel chocks.)
> >
> >Allen Hefner
> >'77 Midget
> >'92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
> 

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