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Happy Valentines Day - little bit of LBC reference

To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Happy Valentines Day - little bit of LBC reference
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 15:12:24 -0800
LBC reference:  I wish I could've given David a new starter (FOR THE MG)
for Valentines' Day.      I was going to delete, but go ahead and laugh!   
Does anyone have a Spridget Love Poem for Valentines Day??   
Peggy
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Redneck Love Poem

"Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
 
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
 
 Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
 jist a-fry'n in the pan.
 Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
 right out of the can.
 
 You have some'a yore teeth,
 for which I am proud;
 I hold my head high
 when we're in a crowd.
 
 Like a good roll of duct tape
 yo're there fer yore man,
 to patch up life's troubles
 and fix what you can.
 
  Yo're as cute as a junebug
 a-buzzin' overhead.
 You ain't mean like those far ants
 I found in my bed.
 
 Cut from the best cloth
 like a plaid flannel shirt,
 you spark up my life
 more than a fresh load of dirt.
 
 When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
 
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with an RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
 
 Some men, they buy chocolate
 for Valentine's Day;
 They git it at Wal-Mart,
 it's romantic that way.
 
 Some men git roses
 on that special day
 from the cooler at Kroger.
 "That's impressive," I say.
 
 Some men buy fine diamonds
 from a flea market booth.
 "Diamonds are forever,"
 they explain, suave and couth.
 
 But for this man, honey,
 these won't do.
 Cause yor'e too special,
 you sweet thang you.
 
 Got you a gift,
 without taste nor odor,
 more useful than diamonds...
 IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
 



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