Hello Jeff,
Saturday, February 26, 2000, 7:24:44 AM, you wrote:
JEFF FOR PREZ!!! (Or is that "Czar?")
I think you might have left off a couple of zeros on
the Frod Excretion Penalty, though!
JB> Given that my Sprite returns a fairly steady 33 mpg, I think that our
JB> best bet at effecting true change is to call for a constitutional
JB> amendment requiring all auto manufacturers to build, market, and sell
JB> spridgets. They would be allowed to sell other vehicles, but only
JB> under penalty. The penalties will be linked to the size and fuel
JB> consumption of the non-spridget products and other indexes that I
JB> choose (since I will be the car czar). Thus, in the US, Ford would be
JB> forced to sell 123 Sprites for every Incursion (I mean Excursion)
JB> sold. However, they would gain points for every Euro-spec Focus sold
JB> in the States. DaimlerChrysler would be forced to sell 138 Midgets
JB> for every Mercedes-Benz sold in the States. The extra 15 spridget
JB> penalty is because we're already tired of Daimler's 'Uber All'
JB> attitude. GM sucks so badly that they will not be allowed to make or
JB> sell spridgets. Instead, they will have to take a financial penalty
JB> for every boring, rainy-day-in-dreary-old-Pimlico car they sell.
JB> Since this is all they make anyway, these penalties will force the
JB> demise of GM, and none too soon.
Best regards,
fooshst mailto:fooshst@stumail.gc.cc.fl.us
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