1: Throw stones at passing BMW drivers
2: Buy Rover (Only Americans are rich enough?)
3: Drink REAL beer until sick
4: Drink Cider until catatonic
5: Try and find a straight piece of road longer that 100 yards (There
isn't much)
6: Rent a modern car and try out the corners
7: Visit the Millenium Dome in London (Nobody else has gone and we all
want to know if it is as crap as they say)
8: Pick up the parcel of bits at my house to save the cost of postage to
John J Black in Austin
9: Remove the silencer and drive hard up the Garw Valley (Incredible
acoustics!!!!!!)
10: Take a photograph of the prices on gas station signs. Nobody wil
believe you without proof
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