A performance tip....Suspend said device above expensive carpet,use
strawberry jam (homemade if possible) and use large urban Tomcats with
only one ear. Good for at least 2000 more R.P.M. Thought I saw these
parts on EBay but forgot to bookmark it!
Bruce Lowry
Geoff Branch wrote:
>
> This is how the aliens that have visited earth power their ships. Most
>reports
> from humans claiming contact with said same aliens have heard a muffled
>yowling
> not unlike thousands of cats with buttered toast on their backs.
>
> Geoff Branch
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <DLancer7676@cs.com>
> To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 5:18 PM
> Subject: High Cat Content--NO LBC!!!
>
> > Someone sent me this creative proposal:
> >
> > When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when
> > >toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side
> > >facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of
> > >a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
> > >With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could
> > >easily link New York with Chicago.
> >
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