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To: "spridgets@autox.team.net" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Fastest spridget
Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2000 10:41:11 -0400
Organization: Lucent Technologies
Well boys (and girls, but I think the girls have more sense) enough of this
nonsense about the fastest spridget.  The fastest spridget is in Monroe Twp.,
NJ and it is mine.  On Wednesday night I drive the 5 miles to the local 
drag and beat ALL Camaros, Firebirds, etc.  

The only race I lost was one night a Viper beat me by about one spridget
length.  It happened this summer when I was coming back from surf fishing.
I had caught 2 stripped bass.  The small one would barely fit in the passenger
seat.  The large bass had to go on the luggage rack.  I don't think the extra
weight was the problem, but the fact that the bass on the luggage rack was
dragging on the road on both sides of the car.  What happened was when
the light went green, we both raced away.  What slowed me down was the Ford
F-250 who had stopped on about 3 feet of my fish.  I had to drag that
truck about 100 feet before he slid off the fish.  I almost caught the
viper but missed by a car length.

So folks, there is PROOF because I saw it, did it, and said it.  Oh yeah
I usually catch much bigger stippers.  Someday I will tell you about the
stripper that dragged me all the way to Bermuda!

Dr. Fast
77 Midget a.k.a. "The British Supercar"

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