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Election Solution [No LBC]

To: "MG List" <mgs@autox.team.net>, "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Election Solution [No LBC]
Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2000 07:11:01 -0500
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London, 10th November 2000 

To the citizens of the United States of America, 

Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern  
yourselves 
and, by 
extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of 
your 
independence. Her 
Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over 
all 
states, 
commonwealths and other territories. 

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply 
with 
the following 
acts: 

1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary 
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen" 
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football 
4. Declare war on Quebec 

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to 
ensure the 
acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). 

Thank you for your cooperation and... cheerio! 




----------------- End Forwarded Message -----------------

Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up.

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104

 Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a 
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