C'mon Larry, he was so far out in the sticks, they think cable is something you
use to pull your pick'em up with if you don't see your chain handy. Smokin'
crack is what you got after goin' to heavy on the jalapenos the night before,
.............. I could go on, but I won't. Just go easy on the guy, I am sure he
went through some culture shock goin' from New York to Oklahoma!!!!
Larry Macy wrote:
> Like in "Where the hell have you been??" Counting ballots in Florida???
> This was posted days ago.
>
> Sheesh Keep up will ya
>
> <VBG>
>
> Larry
>
> >>>>On 11/17/00 9:43 AM so and so (Graziano, Michael) said. (And I quote:)
>
> >please send all wise ass responses to me personally.......
> >
> >
> >The following from knowledgeable UK source:
> >(if you're gonna bomb me about this, do it off list please!)
> >
> >NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
> >
> >To the citizens of the United States of America,
> >
> >In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to
> >govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
> >independence, effective today.
> >
> >Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over
> >all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she
> >does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for
> >the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
> >outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need
> >for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
> >questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
> >noticed.
> >
> >To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules
> >are introduced with immediate effect:
> >
> >1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
> >look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
> >just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise
> >your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the
> >same
> >twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you
> >know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up
> >"interspersed".
> >
> >2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on
> >your behalf.
> >
> >3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It
> >really isn't that hard.
> >
> >4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the
> >good guys.
> >
> >5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
> >but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
> >confused and give up half way through.
> >
> >6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of
> >football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good
> >game.
> >The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
> >may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no
> >longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
> >Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a
> >difficult
> >game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
> >(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for
> >a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
> >nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by
> >2005.
> >
> >7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if
> >they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there
> >is
> >a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians
> >have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "shit".
> >
> >8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new
> >national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
> >
> >9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your
> >own good. When we show you English cars, you will understand what we mean.
> >
> >10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
> >
> >Thank you for your cooperation.
> >
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> Larry Macy
> 78 Midget
>
> Keep your top down and your chin up.
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Manager/Administrator
> Neuropsychiatry Section
> Department of Psychiatry
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