Wheel chock of course. A dead one's just as good at keeping a car from rolling
as a live one. Maybe even better, as you don't need the chains to keep it in
place. It's all those rolling hills in heaven. God doesn't want to loose his
golf cart in a lake.
<sic>
Mike
Brad Fornal <toyman@digitex.net> wrote:
> .....................play Frisbee?!?!?
-----Original Message-----
From DLancer7676 at cs.com
To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Sent: 12/14/2000 5:12 AM
Subject: High Cat Content (NO LBC)
A little boy's cat gets run over while he was in school. His mother is
very
concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she
explains
the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the
cat is
in
heaven with God now."
The boy replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat?"
--David C.
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