Re: free carpeting

YUCK!!! At least Murphy never got car sick.
Come pry the sludge out of my carpet & you can have it.

Congrats, Kate.  Here's number 2:

How about this - (true) - my carpet is so bad it
looked like shit.  Then my labrador retriever puked on
it.  It was an improvement, so I let it stay there. 
Now my car looks better but the smell is so bad I
can't drive it.

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///  (If they are dupes, this trailer may also catch them.)