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To: Spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: More Airline Humor
Date: Fri, 03 Aug 2001 19:02:44 +0000 FILETIME=[E09CE510:01C11C4E]
RB,
        Thanks for the laughs, now it's my turn to supply a few.
These are writeup comments in the aircraft log book for the mechanics to 
check out.

Problem: "Left inside tire almost needs replacement"
Reply: "Almost replaced left inside tire".

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autolanding very rough"
Reply: "No autolanding on this aircraft".

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit"
Reply: "Something tightened in cockpit".

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear"
Reply: "Evidence removed".

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't"
Reply: " It does now".

Problem: "D.M.E. volume unbelievably loud"
Reply: "Volume set to more believable level".

Problem: "IFF inoperative"
Reply: "IFF is inoperative in OFF MODE".

Problem: "Number three engine is missing"
Reply: "Engine found under wing after brief search".

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield"
Reply: "Live bugs on order".

Bob..Retired, Senior Operations Training Instructor, Delta Airlines

PS. You started it....




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